Name: Planned Obsolescence Xmas
Duration: P00H01M55S
Description: Recorded by the St. Martin's High School Recording Club dream team, Fall 1988.

Planned Obsolescence Xmas

by Cunning Linguists

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The joyous and grievous Christmas sound of the suburbs. Who could possibly have more to complain about at Christmas than a whiny teenager with a godawful mid-Atlantic accent? No one, that's who. Happy Christmas to you and yours!

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Recorded by the St. Martin's High School Recording Club dream team, Fall 1988.

lyrics

Well it happens only once a year
When a trip to the shopping mall induces fear
The gifts you have wrapped are now all broken
All that's left of your money is a subway token

Planned Obsolescence Christmas

Until boxing day every sale is final
When your new Christmas records aren't available on vinyl

credits

released December 25, 1988
Paul Butters: Guitar Solo (and the odd chord)
Allan Canney: Hells Bells & Tambourine
Franz Gangl: Beatbox (on loan)
Barney: Drum Samples (ahem...)
Dan Bryk: just about everything else including songwriting and making vague excuses