Planned Obsolescence Xmas

by Cunning Linguists



Recorded by the St. Martin's High School Recording Club dream team, Fall 1988.


Well it happens only once a year
When a trip to the shopping mall induces fear
The gifts you have wrapped are now all broken
All that's left of your money is a subway token

Planned Obsolescence Christmas

Until boxing day every sale is final
When your new Christmas records aren't available on vinyl


released December 25, 1988
Paul Butters: Guitar Solo (and the odd chord)
Allan Canney: Hells Bells & Tambourine
Franz Gangl: Beatbox (on loan)
Barney: Drum Samples (ahem...)
Dan Bryk: just about everything else including songwriting and making vague excuses




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